Authority Skeptic Gifts

Panel with Experts to be broken in case of emergency

"Welcome to the future"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Whatever!

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"I like to keep things simple."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

AI Threat to Democracy

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

The Government That Cried Wolf

Coming to a consensus.

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

Editorial Control

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

'No 'Natural Environment,' next 127 miles - Govt. test study.'

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

"Are the ingredients real?"

Know Know

Continental marshal

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."