"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."
Authority Critic Gifts
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Nazi Traffic Warden.
"They're a bit blurred sir, but you were doing 110mph."
"Ya gotta obey the rules otherwise there's anarchy!"
"Good boy."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'
'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
DUNVOTIN
'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'
Off Duty.
Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!
'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
US Capitol Building Toppled
"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."
"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"
'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'
social services cuts
"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."
"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."
Whistler's father.
The Emperor's New Clothes
'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'
"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."
Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.
No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!
Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton
"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"
"I like to keep things simple."
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