Leadership Aspirant Gifts

'I'm sorry to disappoint you Rodney. Being elected class president does not mean you get your own corporate jet.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

"Progress is coming right along!"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

'We're ready to move you to the top, Hopkins... but we don't know how much loneliness you can tolerate.'

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"Well, if I can't get an increase based on merit, how about one based on the cost of living beyond my means?"

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

Management Styles - Inspirational

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

'We are looking for highly motivated, confident decisions makers for headships. Is your son such a man, Mrs Smikins?'

"I enjoyed your request for a raise. I've seldom read a more aspirational document."

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

"Questions have been raised about our leadership skills!"

'The greenest government ever?'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'Determined little guy.'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'