Leader Wannabe Gifts

"I suspect a challenger from the right. Let's slaughter everyone on the right."

You can't just secretly monitor the conversation of every cafe patron. Of course I can. I'm the cafe's proprietor. I run the joint. I'm in charge. I'm a strong leader. I make touch decisions. I protect moms and children. I find and destroy evil. You use short, declarative sentences. I win.

Director/Action Man toy.

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Yearbook

Reese Witherspoon

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

'We're ready to move you to the top, Hopkins... but we don't know how much loneliness you can tolerate.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

Management Styles - Inspirational

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"