Leadership Seeker Gifts

Why Are You Following Me?

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

'I want to be the first female chairperson of my men's group.'

"I say we all follow Aaron out. He smells like tuna fish."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Eureka!

"What was I thinking?!"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Writers without borders.

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Tenacity trumps everything!

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Bring me some more power.'

King Solomon's Pollster.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Books Providing Bright Idea

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

An idea box in a shower

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'