Aspiring Politician Gifts

"I'm afraid my youthful transgressions may already have eliminated any chance for me to be President."

'No education, no skills, no experience, no character references... I'm afraid the only thing left for you is politics.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

'I plan to major in political science with a minor in strange bedfellows,'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"You're a narcissistic, self-serving opportunist devoid of a conscience. A career in politics beckons!"

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

'The greenest government ever?'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

'God has heard your political prayers but he says that the other place is full at the moment...'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

EU and Romania.

"Arnesto says he wants to run for Senate...even though he was born in Mexico and is only 28 years old...he's really smart and I think he has a chance!"

"But sweetie, don't you want to be more than just a presidential 'hopeful'?"

"Just watch. This row monitor job is just the first step on my road to the white house!"

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"Progress is coming right along!"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

Management Styles - Inspirational

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'