Aspiring Politicians Gifts

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

'He said his first buzz word today!'

Management Styles - Inspirational

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

'The greenest government ever?'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

'Determined little guy.'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'Can I be a decision maker? Well, yes and no.'

Money And Prestige

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"You said you wanted more responsibility around here. I agree. Empty this."

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

'There was a lot of excitement at school today — the Student Council voted itself a pay raise.'