Aspiring Presidents Gifts

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

What else is there to wish for?

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

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'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Progress is coming right along!"

'We're ready to move you to the top, Hopkins... but we don't know how much loneliness you can tolerate.'

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

Amigos de Mitt.

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

Management Styles - Inspirational

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

'Determined little guy.'

'The greenest government ever?'

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

Bernie Sanders

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"