Future President Dreamers Gifts

'I'm collecting money for my announced presidential exploratory committee for 2028.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

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The Idea of America.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

Good luck in your A Levels.

DACA

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."