Future President Dreamer Gifts

'Let's start raising campaign money.'

"Dad, if I can grow up to be president, shouldn't you be contributing to my super PAC?"

"Sometimes I think the country would be better if I ran things!"

"Some day I'll be president of the United States."

"Progress is coming right along!"

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

The Idea of America.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

DACA

Good luck in your A Levels.

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'