Future Dreamers Gifts

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"Swings are like life...you have your ups and downs...and then you take a giant jump into the unknown!"

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'Michael and I are playing 'married.' I'm getting ready and he's sitting in the car beeping the horn.'

Roger Ebert as a kid 'I know God gave me a gift. I just don't know what it is yet.'

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

"When adults ask what you want to be when you grow up, say Content Creator. That covers a lot of bases."

Child watching a rocket launch which reads 'war'.

'I can't wait to lave school - just think, no more mistakes for sixty years...'

'I can't wait to grow up and just go to that machine and get money!'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"Figures...as soon as I start focusing on my future...I nearly get squashed by the present."

"Josh, whatcha gonna be when you grow up? A doctor? A pharmacist? President?"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

Home Sweet Home

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

A word from James Cameron. . .

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"FREEDOM!!!"

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'