Potential Presidential Candidates Gifts

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I don't like your application."

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"Progress is coming right along!"

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

Bureaucratic Position Interview

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'She'll be back!!!'

Political Selfie

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

Amigos de Mitt.

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

Bernie Sanders

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

Drinks cabinet meeting

The Raid

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

'Our super PAC will finance candidates who specifically run against super PACs.'

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

Thanks to my wife for her unstinting Support

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'