Future Candidate Gifts

It was clear from an early age that Colin was going to be a politician.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Yearbook

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"I don't like your application."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Obama Yes We Can.

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

Caution Bullet Ahead

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Bureaucratic Position Interview

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."