Future Candidate T-Shirts

I am declaring my interest in starting an exploratory committee to look into the possibility of running for the presidency in 2052. Late to the party.

It was clear from an early age that Colin was going to be a politician.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Yearbook

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"I don't like your application."

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Obama Yes We Can.

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Running for Congress

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

Caution Bullet Ahead

Bureaucratic Position Interview

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "