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'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Tombola Winner

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

No toxic waste in my backyard!

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'You've got my vote, Mr Mayor!'

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

'The greenest government ever?'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'Organised crime taking over city says mayor'