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"These climate activists won't give up. It's like their energy is renewable."

How Messinger Could Win

'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Our Rights

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Sinalization.

Power corrupts: McDonalds.

SF NO

Tombola Winner

Desk of an urban farm manager

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.