Future Congress Member Gifts

"He wants to grow up and become a congressman? Where did we go wrong?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Obama Yes We Can.

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

'That damn racial scandal.'

Caution Bullet Ahead

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

Amigos de Mitt.

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'Just remember...'deficit spend' sounds better than 'broke'...'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'The greenest government ever?'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"