Future Congress Member Gifts

"He wants to grow up and become a congressman? Where did we go wrong?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Obama Yes We Can.

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Structure of American Corporations

Caution Bullet Ahead

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'That damn racial scandal.'

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

Amigos de Mitt.

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'Just remember...'deficit spend' sounds better than 'broke'...'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'The greenest government ever?'

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.