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"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed
'If elected, I promise to stay away from public landmarks which are likely terrorist targets.'
Never mind the next election...
"It was doomed from the start: my 'Honest and Wise' platform had no chance against his weasel words..."
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'
Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines
Elections
"I don't like your application."
'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'
The Russian Election.
The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!
'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'
'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'
'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'
George Papandreou.
The Thinker
Palin 2012
"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."
With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.
Jerry Brown.
"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."
'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.
I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.
Pollster
Running for Congress
'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'
'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'
"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly."
Obama of Oz.
'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'
"We're on track for net zero."
"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."
Fahrenheit 911.
Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'
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