Potential Presidential Candidates T-Shirts

Donald Trump

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I don't like your application."

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

Running for Congress

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

Bureaucratic Position Interview

"Progress is coming right along!"

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

'She'll be back!!!'

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

Amigos de Mitt.

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

Political Selfie

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

'Our super PAC will finance candidates who specifically run against super PACs.'

Drinks cabinet meeting

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

Bernie Sanders

The Raid

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

Thanks to my wife for her unstinting Support

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'