Presidential Aspirant Gifts

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I don't like your application."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"Progress is coming right along!"

Bureaucratic Position Interview

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

'The greenest government ever?'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

Bernie Sanders

Hillary Clinton

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Drinks cabinet meeting

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

'Our super PAC will finance candidates who specifically run against super PACs.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

Thanks to my wife for her unstinting Support

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

Spouses

'Abortion is such an ugly word -- think of it as 'birth annulment.''

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

Trump visits a therapist in the lead-up to the election.

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