Presidential Aspirant Mugs

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I don't like your application."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Running for Congress

Bureaucratic Position Interview

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"Progress is coming right along!"

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

'The greenest government ever?'

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Bernie Sanders

Drinks cabinet meeting

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'Our super PAC will finance candidates who specifically run against super PACs.'

Hillary Clinton

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

Thanks to my wife for her unstinting Support

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

Spouses

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

Pygmy giant squid

'Remember back when Ross Perot seemed crazy?'

Vote for Scnible: 'Of course I'm depressed. All the good campaign promises have already been made!'