Presidential Hopeful Mugs

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'My life goals? Well, right now it's a toss-up between being president or a corporate raider...'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I don't like your application."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

Bureaucratic Position Interview

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

Drinks cabinet meeting

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'Our super PAC will finance candidates who specifically run against super PACs.'

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders

'The greenest government ever?'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

Thanks to my wife for her unstinting Support

'Abortion is such an ugly word -- think of it as 'birth annulment.''

Trump visits a therapist in the lead-up to the election.

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

'Remember back when Ross Perot seemed crazy?'

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."