Aspiring President Gifts

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

'At this rate, I'll never be president, and you'll never be Bo.'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

What else is there to wish for?

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

So close... Yet so far.

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

Management Styles - Inspirational

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

Amigos de Mitt.

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."