Aspiring Activist Gifts

"I've never benefited from racism!"

"I'm going to be an activist when I grow up."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Trump secret police

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Very fine people on both sides."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"Inactivists"

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Mass Shootings Calendar

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

World Economic Forum

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Welcome to the United States."

"Can we see some ID please?" "We're indigenous Americans... What tribe are you guys from?"

PRIDE!

To Iraq with love.