Aspiring Activist Gifts

"I've never benefited from racism!"

What do you mean you want me to vote illegally this November? I'm registered. Yes

"I'm going to be an activist when I grow up."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Trump secret police

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Very fine people on both sides."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Advances in Third World Healthcare

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Corrupt and Unresponsive

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Mass Shootings Calendar

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

World Economic Forum

More Unequal Than Others

"Inactivists"

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Welcome to the United States."

Fahrenheit 911.

Now You're Talking

The 99% of the 1%