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'Of course I have your loyalty card - I'm loyal to every casino in town.'

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

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'Above all else, Mathers, Crabco offers tremendous opportunities for advancement.'

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"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

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At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

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'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

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"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

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'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

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We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

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Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.