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'Would you like to try our new ultra-caffeinated blend? I you're still holding the cup halfway through, it's free.'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - I'm loyal to every casino in town.'

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

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'Above all else, Mathers, Crabco offers tremendous opportunities for advancement.'

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"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

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At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

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'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

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Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

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'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

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I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.