Promotional Seeker Gifts

"What a swizz.. there's supposed to be a free CD in here."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'How fast can you hype?'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Career opportunities

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Upward Progress

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Opening the door to new customers

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."