Superfood Enthusiasts Mugs

Superfoods are in aisle three.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'What are you eating now?'

This Year's Spa

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'Needs more kale.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

I am to blame.

Sushi Train Spotters

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Repletion.

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"It's all down to turmeric!"

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'

Waiting staff

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

All You Can Eat

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."