Superfood Enthusiasts Pillows

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'What are you eating now?'

This Year's Spa

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'Needs more kale.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

I am to blame.

Sushi Train Spotters

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

Repletion.

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Waiting staff

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'

All You Can Eat

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"It's all down to turmeric!"

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'