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"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'What are you eating now?'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

Cereal Tasting.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

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"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

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"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

Can I get you another coffee?