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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"You're never home."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Cereal Tasting.

"Can you keep a secret?"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Coffee Time Crossword

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

the Morning Joe team.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb