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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"You're never home."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Cereal Tasting.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Coffee Time Crossword

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'