Grain Connoisseurs Gifts

Looking for a gift for a grain connoisseur? Discover a selection of witty and thoughtful products designed for those who love fine grains, from rustic mugs to stylish prints. Perfect for showing appreciation or adding a touch of humor to their collection.

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'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?" mockup

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

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"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?" mockup

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

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'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.' mockup

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

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"Joel! Killer crust!"

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Mea Maxima Cuppa

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'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.' mockup

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

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"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!" mockup

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

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"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?" mockup

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

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"You're never home."

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"I'm retaining doughnuts."

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Cereal Tasting.

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Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.' mockup

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

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"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

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"Can you keep a secret?"

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'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.' mockup

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

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"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop." mockup

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

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'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?' mockup

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

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'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.' mockup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

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"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through." mockup

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

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'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.' mockup

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

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"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?" mockup

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

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Coffee Time Crossword

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'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store) mockup

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

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'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?' mockup

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

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Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank? mockup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

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"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!" mockup

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

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1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs. mockup

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

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Food Prices and the Ukraine War

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sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb mockup

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

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Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man. mockup

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

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That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane. mockup

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

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"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn." mockup

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

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'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?' mockup

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

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Grain Connoisseurs Gifts Collection

Grain Connoisseurs Mugs

Discover more witty and charming mugs perfect for grain connoisseurs by browsing our dedicated mugs collection.

Grain Connoisseurs Pillows

Explore our cozy pillows with playful grain-themed designs—perfect for adding personality to any room.

Grain Connoisseurs Prints

Browse our beautiful print collections featuring detailed depictions of grains—ideal for the passionate connoisseur.

Grain Connoisseurs T-Shirts

Check out our selection of fun and stylish t-shirts that celebrate true grain lovers in your life.