Grass Snobs
Grass Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for the grass connoisseur? Whether they love manicured lawns, wild meadows, or lush pastures, find something that resonates with their passion. Our selection includes clever mugs, fun t-shirts, cozy pillows, and vibrant prints—each designed to celebrate their green obsession with a witty twist. Share a smile with a gift that appreciates the beauty and artistry of well-tended grass.
I've got a note from my mum...I can't be eaten today!
'Don't worry officer, I brought my own grass!'
'I've always believed the grass in your field tastes better than mine!'
'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'
Cheeze Wiz.
The Main Types of Cheese
'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'
"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"
Cheese
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary
"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."
The Running of the Brie
Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!
"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."
'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'
"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."
"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."
"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
"Can you keep a secret?"
THe UDDER Side
Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.
"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."
Pelobong
"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."
'Has someone cut the cheese?'
'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW
"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"
'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'
'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'
Hippie Edibles Co.
"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."
Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!
Grass Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Grass Connoisseur Mugs
Browse our collection of grass connoisseur mugs to add a humorous and heartfelt touch to their daily routine.
Grass Connoisseur Pillows
Explore our playful pillows that bring a touch of greenery and humor into their living space.
Grass Connoisseur Prints
Discover vibrant art prints that beautifully showcase the charm of well-tended grass and natural landscapes.
Grass Connoisseur T-Shirts
Check out our funny and stylish t-shirts for grass lovers—perfect for casual wear and making a statement about their green passion.