Grass Connoisseur Pillows

Grass Snobs

I've got a note from my mum...I can't be eaten today!

'Don't worry officer, I brought my own grass!'

'I've always believed the grass in your field tastes better than mine!'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Cheeze Wiz.

The Main Types of Cheese

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Cheese

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Running of the Brie

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Can you keep a secret?"

THe UDDER Side

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

Pelobong

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!