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Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Wine Lady

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Power breakfast.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Wine tasting

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Cow Pollen

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."