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Gluten Cafe - For the rest of us.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

French wine

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Cheese

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Baking

Cake Friday!

Doughboy Dad

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Granny with balanced pie chart

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Husband bakes a pie

'It's all homemade.'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"Whine and cheezed party."

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

Power breakfast.