Wheat Aficionado Mugs

Gluten Cafe - For the rest of us.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

French wine

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Baking

Cake Friday!

Cheese

Doughboy Dad

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Granny with balanced pie chart

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'It's all homemade.'

Husband bakes a pie

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'