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"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Physician tending a mummy.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Late BroomStick

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Needs salt!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

The Adventures of God

He looks so natural lying there...

The Witches Discover The Wok

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's just a tree."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Get a tomb!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"