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Brain Pasta

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"More croutons, sir?"

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

Looking tasty