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"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

'My compliments to the chef!'

Fortune teller in restaurant says to waiter: 'I'll have the soup of tomorrow, please.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Namasteak"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"You're not even dressed?"

Clandestine Cuisine

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Woman planning dinner party.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

Meditation Munchies