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"Screw Bigfoot!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'Great, we're lost. I thought you said you knew the way to the ark! I bet even the stupid monkeys made it there!'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'No you can't keep it!'

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Frog Prince

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

The search for Bigfoot has a beakthrough.

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'Best guide I ever had.'