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'Having any luck finding the fountain of youth, Miller?'

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Warrior Woman

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Neptune

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."