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'Having any luck finding the fountain of youth, Miller?'

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Warrior Woman

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Neptune

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.