Little Monster Buddy Gifts

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Not now, Oliver."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Hysterically laughing monster.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'Monster mobiles.'

"The government doesn't understand me."

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

"That silly dog will chase that ball for hours!"

"Stop trying to change me!!"

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

Mans best friend

A monster in a pink bow

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

"And interestingly, while you're both morbid and obese, you're not quite morbidly obese."

"'We should get a trampoline' you said, 'It'll be fun' you said!"

Phobias.

A walk in the mountains

'The carnival has a company car.'

'It's time to renounce our differences in a bipartisan effort to promote unity.'

"Vite! Trouver quelque chose de drôle!"