Little Monster Buddy Prints

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Not now, Oliver."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Hysterically laughing monster.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'Monster mobiles.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"The government doesn't understand me."

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

"That silly dog will chase that ball for hours!"

'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

"Stop trying to change me!!"

"Do we have dental insurance?"

Mans best friend

"And interestingly, while you're both morbid and obese, you're not quite morbidly obese."

A monster in a pink bow

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

Phobias.

"'We should get a trampoline' you said, 'It'll be fun' you said!"

Do you remember your first kiss? There was snow on the ground. There was snow everywhere. The grown-ups were all out. My father, Rocky, was out hunting with the other fellas. The scent of willow, or maybe white sage, woke me from my peaceful slumber. I turned to see from whence it came. That's when I saw her, kneeling beside a crackling flame, her eyes and her smile aglow with dancing ribbons of amber light. Our eyes met. I strode toward her. In silence, I sat beside her. I looked deep into her

"Vite! Trouver quelque chose de drôle!"

'It's time to renounce our differences in a bipartisan effort to promote unity.'