Mouse Buddy Gifts

Phobias.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Not now, Oliver."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Mouse shopping after hours

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

'How are you?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

Nutcracker mice

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

"That silly dog will chase that ball for hours!"

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

Complementary wine and cheese

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

"Do we have dental insurance?"

Cats Waiting at a City's mouseholes.

'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'

'Get in! No time to explain!'

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

Mans best friend

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."