Mouse Buddy Mugs

Phobias.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Not now, Oliver."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'How are you?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

Mouse shopping after hours

Nutcracker mice

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

"That silly dog will chase that ball for hours!"

Complementary wine and cheese

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

'Get in! No time to explain!'

Cats Waiting at a City's mouseholes.

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

Mans best friend

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."