Monster Buddy Mugs

'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tourists and their Pets.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Not now, Oliver."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Regular or decapitated?'

Hysterically laughing monster.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"So much for that vintage!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Born of the Dead

Vampire Bat

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"