Muddy Little Hero Gifts

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Glastonbury. After.

Keyworker

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'How do I know your ours?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"How was your day, dear?"

Wipe Your Feet

Pete Bog

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Blake's Sealant.

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'You kids go and play in the mud while we have a cup of tea...'

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."

'Nasty, right to the end!'

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

"We need to treat every cleanup equally."

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

'I came back from the music festival half deaf, it turned out to be mud in my ears.'

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'

Footbath sign.