Muddy Little Hero Pillows

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Glastonbury. After.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Keyworker

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'How do I know your ours?'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Pete Bog

"How was your day, dear?"

Wipe Your Feet

Blake's Sealant.

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

'You kids go and play in the mud while we have a cup of tea...'

'Nasty, right to the end!'

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

"We need to treat every cleanup equally."

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

'I came back from the music festival half deaf, it turned out to be mud in my ears.'

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Footbath sign.