Humble Hero Pillows

"You know what would be even more impressive, Higgins? Humility."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Fathers are Heroes

Frontex

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Dove with its wings tied

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

Caution Fragile

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

"You monster!"

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

US Asylum

Exercise for the end of the day...

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

"And the funny thing is, the humans still think THEY'RE in charge."

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

The motherhood

"I've donated blood fourteen times. . .!"

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

Bus driver going to Leadership Conference regarding people fighting: 'Hold it! You can't all have the front seat!'

"Some of us are unsung heroes."