Humble Hero Pillows

"You know what would be even more impressive, Higgins? Humility."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Fathers are Heroes

Frontex

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Dove with its wings tied

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

Caution Fragile

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

Exercise for the end of the day...

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

"You monster!"

US Asylum

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

"And the funny thing is, the humans still think THEY'RE in charge."

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

The motherhood

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

Prison Hunger Strike